For now…

12.12.2009 at 1:02 pm (Uncategorized)

dis blog is now at http://www.thelazyalcoholic.com

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If wishes were fishes we’d all be in the ocean!

12.12.2009 at 6:22 pm (Uncategorized)

Barack Obama:

“I’d rather be a really good one-term president than a mediocre two-term president.”

You can’t always get what you want…

But if you try sometimes… you just might find…

you’re a terrible one-term president.

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No, seriously…

12.12.2009 at 7:50 pm (Uncategorized)

I take sides about two multi-millionaires in their three way fight with a multi-billion dollar corporation.

I have strong opinions on which side to take. This is important to me.

In other news, I hope I make rent next month.

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My new blog looks like a menu to a fancy restaurant

12.12.2009 at 4:53 pm (Uncategorized)

“Have you tried that new restaurant on the waterfront called paradol? Their steak tartare wrapped in seasonal bacon was a revelation to my palate!”

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Police state

12.12.2009 at 12:59 pm (Uncategorized)

via one of the shitty cable networks:

Johnson told authorities that he had flown only about four times in his life and that the Maui-bound flight was his first over water; that he had occupied himself first by reading in-flight magazines and then by filling out comment cards provided by the airline. He said he had lifted the phrase for the card “I thought I was going to die” from comedian Mike Myers, the affidavit said.

This  guy fills out comment cards with references to a mid-90s SNL sketch and Gilligan’s Island. The brainless flight attendants and pilot freak out and turn the plane around. Dude should have known that he lives in a police state and that filling out non-threatening gag comment cards will not be tolerated.

The crime of interference with the performance and duties of a flight crew member or attendant carries a maximum penalty of 20 years in prison and a $250,000 fine.

At 57, this guy is facing financial ruin or life in prison.

I think the real crime is referencing an SNL Mike Myers sketch.

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This country is scum

12.12.2009 at 1:54 am (Uncategorized)

And anyone who gets works for the government are idiots or scum or both:

U.S. officials say a suspicious material found in a passenger’s bag that triggered a security scare at a California airport on Tuesday actually turned out to be bottles of honey.

The scare caused a shutdown at the Meadows Field Airport in the city of Bakersfield and a hazardous material crew and bomb squad were called to the scene.

Two Transportation Security Administration officers were also treated and released from the hospital after being exposed to what were described as “fumes” from the bottles.

But at least you’re free! lol

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“some version of “Hee Haw” meets “28 Days Later””

12.12.2009 at 1:44 pm (Uncategorized)

The New York Times describing The Tea Baggers as a bad horror movie, “some version of “Hee Haw” meets “28 Days Later””.

I like the republicans a lot more than the democrats these days because while Obama just golfs while Rome burns, people like Palin, Michael Steele, and The Tea Bag Dancers are giving us beautiful, life-affirming comedy as everything collapses.

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Happy New Years

12.12.2009 at 11:21 am (Uncategorized)

2009 was terrible to me. 2010, I’m taking it out on you.

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