If wishes were fishes we’d all be in the ocean!

12.12.2009 at 6:22 pm (Uncategorized)

Barack Obama:

“I’d rather be a really good one-term president than a mediocre two-term president.”

You can’t always get what you want…

But if you try sometimes… you just might find…

you’re a terrible one-term president.

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1 Comment

  1. Reaganball Z said,

    Come hither, my lads, with your tankards of ale,
    And drink to the present before it shall fail;
    Pile each on your platter a mountain of beef,
    For ’tis eating and drinking that bring us relief:
    So fill up your glass,
    So life will soon pass;
    When you’re dead ye’ll ne’er drink to your king or your lass!

    Anacreon had a red nose, so they say;
    But what’s a red nose if ye’re happy and gay?
    Gad split me! I’d rather be red whilst I’m here,
    Than white as a lily–and dead half a year!
    So Betty, my miss,
    Come give me kiss;
    In hell there’s no innkeeper’s daughter like this!

    Young Harry, propp’d up just as straight as he’s able,
    Will soon lose his wig and slip under the table;
    But fill up your goblets and pass ’em around–
    Better under the table than under the ground!
    So revel and chaff
    As ye thirstily quaff:
    Under six feet of dirt ’tis less easy to laugh!

    The fiend strike me blue! I’m scarce able to walk,
    And damn me if I can stand upright or talk!
    Here, landlord, bid Betty to summon a chair;
    I’ll try home for a while, for my wife is not there!
    So lend me a hand;
    I’m not able to stand,
    But I’m gay whilst I linger on top of the land!

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